Here be the kitchen

a fictional reimagining of a home kitchen
Lady Lux, Here Be the Kitchen, 2010 [Chester, United Kingdom] original web archive: map 268

Drawn on a rainy afternoon with her eight-year-old daughter, Lux creates a fanciful world in her home’s kitchen. Everyday appliances transform into potentially treacherous points of interest. The refrigerator houses the Icy Lair of Evil Troutus [top right], the stove transforms into an island of fire [middle left], and her precariously overstuffed bookshelf morphs into the Cliffs of Madness [slightly cropped out of the image, bottom right]. In the center, it seems the kitchen’s actual island, the High Plateau, with its sacred flame and Froo-it-Bo-ll Mountain offers a haven amidst the chaos.

A-Z Addendum

hand drawn map of london added to a spiral bound atlas
Unknown (drawn for Viviane Schwarz), A to Z Addendum, c. 2008 [London, United Kingdom] original web archive: map 48

Shortly after moving to London, Viviane purchased an A-Z Atlas, the most popular way to navigate the complex city prior to the smartphone. Even with the atlas, she kept getting lost. To help, her friend drew this map indicating, in general terms, the location of her flat, and where she could find food. The friend even took time to punch holes in the pages so they could be added to the spiral bound book. Viviane, like many A-Z owners, continued to add her own pages of notes and addendums until the atlas became quite bulky. She wrote, “Now I know my way around London, but I still use the ‘enhanced’ A-Z; I like to be reminded that the world can be confusing at times.”

Office Space

Anonymous, 2008 [Leeds, United Kingdom] original HDMA web archive: map 80

This anonymous frustration map originated in boredom. The creator drew it while waiting thirty minutes for their boss to arrive at a disciplinary meeting. They continue, “this is the third meeting I’ve been asked to attend for minor offenses. I’m convinced my boss is arranging them for his own amusement. It is completely accurate (except for the pelican) but not exactly to scale.”

Lost Maps

Anonymous, 2008 [London, United Kingdom] original HDMA web archive: map 74

In the early days of the HDMA, I accepted files for the website through, a service later bought by Facebook. Using was very easy, and, if you chose, anonymous. This means I received many files without identifying information or accompanying email addresses. Ahh…the early internet.

I referred to them as the “lost maps,” and I still have a folder with these random drawings. These are two of the best. The map above was easily identifiable as the Mill Hill district of London, and, with a little extra research, the map below was determined to be Doha, Qatar.

Anonymous, 2008 [Doha, Qatar] original HDMA web archive: map 81

Map for Friday

hand drawn map of london
Damian (drawn for Scott Witthoft), Map for Friday, 2008 [London, United Kingdom] original HDMA web archive: map 14

Witthoft submitted this map created by his friend Damian. While visiting London, he used it to navigate to “the bar with the tiny margaritas.” Drawn on a notebook page annotated with Jan Tschichold’s idealized margins, the cartographer barely breaks the boundaries of modernist perfection.